a post rife with pop culture references

There are some completely useless conclusions a person that grew up saturated with pop culture can reach:

1. Elmo is the Scrappy Doo to the rest of the Sesame Street Muppets' Mystery Gang.
2. Encyclopedia Brown, the kid with an incredibly apt name, and Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole damn town, are in fact (or as in fact as fictional characters can be) the same person.
3. Asking Megan Fox about her right thumb, and asking her if she's sick of people asking about her right thumb, are both highly ironic questions.
4. As an atheist, I think the depiction in the Spawn universe of God and Satan as two very angry children is perfect.
5. This recession blows.