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Sunday, September 6, 2009

on sleepaway camp and gratuity

So I had the grand privilege of watching an oldie from back in my younger years, Sleepaway Camp II, and it's sequel Sleepaway Camp III (which I did not see back in said younger years. My thoughts on the various death scenes was varied. Some were cruel and sadistic, some were almost funny and others were just meh. My favorite deaths between the two films were Judd (he gets slashed in the throat and takes the longest seven seconds of his life to die), Ally (damn, you so fine, girl, even when you drowning in leeches and whatnot), Tawny (was that sound in the background the sound of the inside of her skull being baked by all those chemicals she snorted?), and Peter (throws one firecracker too many at Angela, then gets his face blown off while he's asleep...this one made me laugh, Snowboy's screaming made it even funnier). Yeah, I get to thinking about Ally from the second film though, a lot. She was definitely very hot, and if I were in that universe, I'd definitely fuck her until she couldn't remember her name. Even when her number was up and she got shoved down that toilet, I just couldn't stop thinking about how hot she was. In fact, give me a moment and...oh...there we go...oooh...uuuuuunnnnnnnggghhh...yeah. :-)

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